Light Bulb Jokes

So I was surfing the fat atheist blog and came across this post. I LOL'd while reading and thought why not modify and add some more into the collection. Enjoy!

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just pray for light.


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How many muslims does it take to change the light bulb?

None. They sit in the dark and blame it on Jews.


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How many jews does it take to change the light bulb?

Two. One to call the fused bulb a racist, anti-semite. Another to lend some money to a gentile who wish to change it for them.



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How many atheists does it take to change the light bulb?

An unlimited number. One to change the light bulb and all the other to argue with religious people who think God did it.



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How many liberals does it take to change the light bulb?

None. They're too worried that filling a dark room with white light might be racist.



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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Conservatives are uncomfortable with change.
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One Response to this post

    Anonymous said...

    funny and somewhat true

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